Kris is masculine. Wu Man.
Kris is determined. Wu Can.
Kris is in a race. Wu Ran.
Kris is cooking. Wu Pan.
Kris is in the sun. Wu Tan.
Kris is driving. Wu Van.
Kris is fake. Wu Sham.
Kris is sick. Wu Wan.
Kris is hot. Wu Fan.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Korea is the gayest homophobic country on earth
you're so beautiful, sweetie!
if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
you're going to break a lot of hearts
you're pretty, now shut up.
why is that potato looking at me